November 2011
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March 2009
18 posts
I am not a morning person. In fact, being murdered with a trident > waking up before 10 AM. I’m off to be a productive worker drone now.
Now that I am home, I can properly immerse myself in sloth and the art of put-offery. This day can munch a vagabond taint.
At work, forced to listen to some awful basketball game that no one cares about. Even the sportscasters. I need to hurry up and sell out.
My stress & freakout levels are starting to crush my optimism. Also, I had scary dreams all night. I need a hug and some hot chocolate here
Tonight was spent catching up with old friends and watching people get attacked by sharks and bears. It somehow just felt … right.
In one of those moods where I feel that everything I’ve ever created is utter trash and should be destroyed. Let’s blame it on the economy.
Man. I drank THE PLANET last night. It’s nearly 7 PM, and I’m still half hungover. It was a merry time.
My beard is 10 shades of itchy. I need to shave. Apparently I’m not growing hair out of my face … but fiberglass.
Filmed the first musical guest for our TV show tonight, and now eating cold chicken in my underwear. Destitution meets progress.
Bought lemonade from little girls & talked for too long to a crazy, lonely man about fish. My nice guy to asshole ratio is ok for today
I’ve been listening to Danny Elfman and looking at naked people all night. My dreams are going to be a nightmarish wonderland.
Pink dolphin appears in US lake - Telegraph →
Pink Dolphin spotted in Louisiana lake
Best comedic retort to me saying my existence is an infected hemmoroid: “My life? it’s like free-basing misery”. Gold star.
The Teeth - You’re My Lover Now
I had...
Running the religious radio show. Guest just talked about seeing the soul of Ronald Reagan in purgatory during a vision. Wow.
Satan Touched My Knee →
via the always brilliant seanbedlam
My dreams have been a giant sex fest lately. I don’t know what the deal is, but I hope it stops before I have to deal with the nuns tomorrow
February 2009
46 posts
I’ve been having the mad urge to laze about on a beach or float in a lazy river lately. It’s February. This simply won’t do.
Party turned into a fist fight last night. Dude bit me. BIT me! What kind of soppy twat bites another man? The soppiest. That’s who.
Costumed Mardi Gras party? I have ten boners right now.
It’s a crying shame that a man can’t get cheese fries delivered to him at 3 in the morning. I thought this was America, dammit …
M. Ward - Rave On
This new M. Ward album is...
Lucky day! Finally! I’ve woken up sick. Throat hurting, spitting up what looks like steak fat. I was WONDERING when I’d get my turn!
On my drive home tonight, I had lights flashing, things beeping, and car jerking in unison saying, “Thanks for buying me, you fucking rube”
If Post-It notes could be used as currency, I’d be a baller. My wallet is full of them. From notes to self to scribbled ideas: all worthless
Spending my Valentine’s Day working a 13 hour shift. What an unromantic coal-miner I am.
WatchThis is simultaneously terrifying and ridiculously awesome. There’s a part of me that wants to do this, were it not for my crippling fear of heights. I fear few things in this world. But, putting me on a ferris wheel is like throwing a feral cat in a dryer.
Maybe someday I’ll try to overcome it and do this. Although, I’m sure the weight of my feces in the suit would probably...
Born Ruffians - This Sentence Will Ruin/Save Your...
“True debauchery is liberating because it creates no obligations. In it you...”
– Albert Camus
I’ve traded sleep lately for sweaty stress dreams that make me feel like I’m giving birth at night … to a beautiful baby named More Stress